Quickie But a Goodie.

It's a waiting game my friends... and Only Time can tell.

Well I moved back into my house just a few days ago, and what I found when I entered my room was an extremely disgusting environment. I know I can be messy sometimes, hey who isn't! But seriously this mess was out of hand.

This Picture doesn't really do it justice, but trust me... I't was Brutal.

1. Clothes everywhere

2. Apparently at some point in the past I had Decided to grab my notebook and rip out most of the papers and place them all over my room.

3. A mattress from two previous failed slumber parties.

4. An empty bowl

5. Popcorn all over my floor.

6. Full soup bowl full of what I can only imagine is K.D.

BUT after a good solid night of cleaning I had finally finished...

Or so I thought...

It was really nice to be a room where I didn't feel like someone had just been robbed and possibly raped. All seemed to be well in casa de Andrew until i saw it... this entity if you will...

Just by the edge of my bed, this little black blob of what looked like ink was just nestling itself into my carpet. I wasn't scared of course. So you know... Im a man, I touched it with my sock. AND IT STUCK!... it didn't get stuck to me, it actually felt like it had a grip on me and was like.. oh no.. your not going anywhere.

Being the friendly person that I am, I had decided to let it live. So there by my bed it has stayed for the last few days. And unfortunately I don't know when It will leave.

As you can see this is no friendly turtle Ooze, this is like black spider man symbiot ooze.

Clearly you can see it has a one of my hair's... does this mean it now knows my physiology?

It's a waiting game my friends... and Only Time can tell.

G.C.U-

I have blocked all communications with George until this ooze crisis has been resolved.

Razzle'madazzle Fizzazle and why you should be worried.

Well its now been 22 days since my operation, and things are starting to look a little better for ol'chappy.

Two days ago my splint finally came off. The entire situation was pretty funny due to the fact that once I was called from the waiting room to go to the little waiting room at my doctors office, I didn't actually have to wait at all, he came in immediately and told me I could take my splint off, and then left.

Other then the first time I had sex, i've never removed an article of clothing that fast.

It had been 2o days since I was able to scratch my leg, and let me tell you I scratched the fuck out of my leg. So much so that by the time the doctor came back into the room, my leg had become completely red with weird little blotches of white. My doctor's exact words were, "what the fuck happened to your leg!?" I actually had to calm him down and tell him that I had been scratching..

Okay maybe that was really funny. But we had a good laugh so fuck you.

just kidding come back... come back.

you there?

MMGOOOOD.

anyways not much has changed since the splint removal other then the fact that I know go to physiotherapy. Which is amazing. People claim to hate it, but I find it so relaxing. It's a work out without actually working out. If that makes sense.

I do get out a little more now. I am currently at a coffee place having some tea. Writing this blog and scorning some acorns. Things are looking up a little bit I have to admit. I also found out I don't have to work for another month. Which I mean is awsome. But for someone who is broke and now reusing the same tea bag for the third time, its a little concerning.

Anyways, no dreams, no updates. Nothing special.

Although i do love you.

G.C.U

Desperate to make some money, George has become a car attendant, like a flight attendant but in a car. George will cater to your many traveling needs.

Dream Dream Dream

Okay, this a pretty quick post im gonna make.

Basically I just want to write down about a dream I had before I forget it, which i quickly am.

It started with myself being in my old elementary school with all my friends from junior high, and there was a line up of kids being leading its way into the gym. One by one the next kid would be called in. As i looked back and forth through out the line I realized it was alphabetical. But time went buy and i guess i didn't notice that the C's (chappell) have already been called and that we were on F.

One my old friends Francis was there and told me to just walk in with him. I don't know why francis was in the hall way with me due to the fact that his last name started with a B. But it was one of those things you don't really care to think about. And I'd like to point out that at this time I was feeling extremely angry at the fact that my name had not been called out. Anyways.

As I walked in the gym, and old teacher of mine (MMe Sien) from elementary didn't waist any time in calling me out and telling me that only one student at a time was aloud in. I furiously walked over to her and grabbed her call out list and looked for my name on it. Only to find that my name was not in the list. I looked at her and said "well it would help if my name were on the God damned list!" and stormed off outside.

Now the best way to describe this next part is a little tricky. I'm not going to waste my time and try to describe what the exterior of my elementary school looked like so just try and imagine yours. Imagine you're walking around your elementary school just right around the fences. (the perimeter).

Imagine its dusk and the sky is an extremely dark blue that is still clinging to the little bit of sunlight thats being covered by dark ominous clouds. Im walking and extremely upset, Im looking up at the night sky.

(here is the crazy part. Remember the part in Aladdin when the genie is taken over by Jafar and how extremely evil he looked as he was moving the Palace? Okay. Do you remember what Mr Manhattan looked like in the Watchmen movie, or however it is you pictured him in real life if you read the Novel? Well Combine those two characters and picture them as real as you possibly can.)

This Giant Blue omniscient man just filling half the night sky, only his body from the waist up is visible to me. His face appears numb, showing no sentiment and offering no indication of things... Except for me. His cold white eyes were just fixed right at me. As if piercing into me somehow. As he kept glaring at me, I continued to walk slowly. It's strange, even though I was completely terrified, I acted as though I couldn't care less. And then just as fast as a bolt of lighting, a revelation hits me. The Entity and I still locked in on one anothe. Its almost as if he discovered this revelation by only looking at me.

I realized that my name is not Andrew Chappell, and that all the friends in my life are all replacements. I learned that when I was younger I went missing and when they found me only a few days later I had aged several years. So they wiped my memory of old friends that I had. The Blue Man showed me glimpses of my old friends and my past, and I remembered them as clearly as I remember yesterday. I was still so young and innocent playing outside with these kids. As the images continued running through my brain, a saddnes built inside of me until I burst out into tears and begged to be sent back in time. But in the back of my head I could hear a voice telling me that it could never be. The glimpses ended and the night sky was now completely black and filled with stars yet it was also heavily raining. The Blue God remained over head, his eyes Still fixed upon me, pitying me for some unknown reason. He continued to stare at me. Then for what seamed like a fraction of a second, his cold gaze showed the slightest hint of sadness and sympathy. And before I could even register the thought, it was gone. And I woke up.

Woah woah we woah, this dream really had me thinking! The kids from past who use to be my friends are actually kids I have no memory of. Just figments of my imagination. But the feelings were real, and while I was dreaming I was convinced I Knew them. Sheesh this is up there with some of my favourite dreams! If you all dont know, i'm a pretty big dream guy. I love that stuff, i don't really analyze them, i just love experiencing them and telling them. I've had some pretty vivid and amazing dreams before that really hit the core of me. I wake up sad, happy, crying, scared. The range of emotions is ridiculous!

But for some reason I never right them down, and if i try, im usually to late and have forgoten most of it. But not this one. I dreamt this bad boy last night and it stuck in my head good. It really creeped me out. The face of this God or Giant or whatever it was wow ive never been so scared of something yet amazed at the same time.

ANyways! I hope you enjoyed me dream!

p.s I guess this wasn't as quick of a blog as I thought it would be.

Day 1 of recover

Well as many of you are probably wondering,

the title of this blog is referring to the recovery of my knee. Yesterday at 11:05am i had the first of two operations on my knee to repair my torn ACL.

It was actually a pretty exciting day i woke up at 645am by the sound of my grandma banging on my room. WOW flashback, its been almost 4 years now that i've moved out of the house and being back in my old room and having her wake me up like that was insane. A blast from the past if you will.

But as the present time caught up with me i realized it was time for the hospital.

By 815am i was wearing my gowned and flashing that derriere extraordinaire of mine (click on link below to see).

My two nurses for the morning were Lynn and Laurel, who were complete opposites!

lynn who was so nice and comforting but unfortunately had no idea what she was doing, as she proved to me by how she got the iv in my arm. Dear lord, pick and vain a stick with it!

And then there was Laurel, cold, mean, yet wow was she ever on her game, knew exactly what i needed it and when and was always there. I can see why these two were paired up, together they make a sort of SUPER nurse. (copywrite) lol.

To tell you the truth though, laurel eventually warmed up to me. I don't know if was my charm or this chiselled body of mine, or if it was a lack of charm, and my lovely boy lumps. Maybe she felt bad for me. I sure hope not.

next came what was probably the most interesting and most exciting part of the day. AND NO, it is not my operation. The room i had was being shared with another patient, whose name was Tanner, a six foot 3 asian dude who from what i could tell was not presently enjoying his life. It seemed as though hes already had a few operations on his foot before and was just not having any fun anymore. Once he left for the OR, Laurel came to me and filled me in on the fact that he had an ex girlfriend of native decent who apparently has been stocking him. She apparently has been stealing his clothes from his visiting room, breaking into his house while he isn't there!

As Laurel continued to story she concluded with asking a favour of me.

laurel was going to put a sign on the door that said "no visitors please go to main desk" in hopes that this would deter the girlfriend if she chose to try and steal anything. But if she did show up and did come in the room i was to call the nurses.

keep in mind that this sign was just a precaution, no one actually expecting her to show up.

But show up she did. I couldn't believe that it was actually happening. She walked in wearing jeans and a purple plead shirt and big poofy black jacket. she came in and i welcomed her and asked if she was looking for Tanner, she said yes and said she was his girlfriend and that she was picking up some stuff for him. I replied by pointing her to the closet (which i had no idea if his stuff was in there or not) and i even asked her for the time due to the fact that our room clock had no batteries.

She finally found the back with all of Tanners belonging and as she started to make her way out of the room she was greeted by three nurses. HOLY CRAP you should of seen the look on this girls face when she looked and me and saw the beeper for the nurses in my hand! i had been spamming the button the entire time. I honestly think of those nurses weren't there she would of attacked me haha. And considering i couldn't barely use my left arm cause of Nurse Lynn's stellar iv job, i think i would of had my work cut out for me.

With all the excitement and the girlfriend gone, i didn't even realize that it was 10:45am and that i was due downstairs at the or prep room. All of a sudden my heart started racing as i got more and more nervouse.

Now i dont know if you have ever been in an OR room but basically its a giant room with a bunch of crazy looking contraptions that i have never seen before. the bed that you lay on has two arms shooting out of his which they strap your arms to. I honestly felt like was being layed on a cross and was about to be crucified. With 3 doctors and 2 nurses in the room i was feeling overwhelmed and i said " wow guys i am getting pretty nervous" and well what happened next i could only explain with dialogue.

anesthesiologist-"dont worry buddy this will help that" as he connected my iv to some sort of drug

the room started to get fuzzy and i could barely keep my eyes open, i decided to share my thoughts

-"hey guys, hey hey guys, i can hear everything your saying but i can't keep my eyes open"

Doctor- "well you don't want your eyes open so just let them close"

-"no no dont worry, i can do it. I got this!"

as soon as i said this i could feel the pressure on the gas masked that they had just placed over my mouth double, clearly i was rambling. But in the back of my mind i was assuring myself that i was acting cool and that they probably thought so aswell.

3 hours later i wake up and im in a bed recovering. 4 hours after that i get sent off home to where i slept for 10 hours and woke up to reach myself here and now writing this extremely long blog.

I have 23 days off from here on out and ill most likely be writing some more. Hopefully.

I hope this has entertained you slightly.

p.s. George Carlson called my this morning, and wished my the best in my recovery. He is also recovering due to a horrible fly fishing accident... Apparently he got hit by a car.

p.s.s. if you are still looking for that link of my extraordinary behind it was never posted...

how dare you

February the Sixth or as i like to call it... February the Sixth

My Day today started in an extremely familiar fashion... If you notice my post times in my blog and/or follow me on scorned acorns (not to be confused with previously mentioned scorned acornes...sigh) you will notice that they are all rather early in the morning. This leads to me waking up at some extremely ridiculous time in the afternoon. At which point i loath myself for having missed 95% of the day light life has granted me a day.

Today i woke up at 4:30 pm. Which is rather unfortunate because the Superbowl started at 4 pm. which is rather more unfortunate because my roommates left for the Superbowl hang out at 3:30pm. Which is even more rather unfortunate because by the time there I was all cranky and tired, and all the food and the betting was done. Its okay though, i just sat down relaxed and cracked open a nice warm beer that i had forgotten to put in the fridge the night before. All was well. I really am laughing about the hole situation thought. I'm not mad at all. I slept in until 430 pm i deserve to have all that stuff happen to me. Even it means Missing Furgy and the Black Eye Peas... (laugh).

The night continued with a quick ride back to my house with my roommate mark, where we shared our thoughts on the deteriorating situation in egypt.... The night continued by a quick ride back to our house where my roommate Mark and talked about what we had planned for the rest of the night... The night continued by a quick ride back to hour house where my roommate Mark and i talked about how we should probably play starcraft when we get home. I agreed.

After Starcraft was done. My other roommate richard was in a little crisis of his own. He had a 50word (yes i said 50 word) assignment due in an hour in half. You might be thinking to yourself "50 word? really? this paragraph is almost 50 words..." Well THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!?!?!?!?! but i seriously read the assignment and found a new found respect (not that i didn't have any for him before) for my friend. Well actually i think i may have lost a little respect for myself, due to the fact that in this one sentence, (which believe me despite my best efforts i can't repeat) there were two words I had never heard before. A devistating blow to my self esteem but like all things, it ended well (hahaha). He graciously asked for my opinion on his final draft, i tried, he listened, and i thanked him for it.

I then proceded to waste an hour of my time cataloging every movie i own!

1. 3:10 to Yuma (remake).
2. 40 Year Old Virgin
3. Ace Ventura Pet Detective
4. Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
5. American History X
6. American Wedding
7. Amityville Horror (the one with ryan renolds)
8. Amrageddon
9. Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
10. Austin Powers The spy who Shagged me
11. Austin Powers Goldmember
12. Austraila
13. Avatar
14. Back to the Future
15. Back to the Future Part 2
16. Back to the Future Part 3
17. Batman Begins
18. The Dark Knight
19. Be Cool
20. Big Fish
21. Billy Madison
22. Borat
23. Bruce Almighty
24. Burn After Reading
25. Canada Russia 72'
26. 007 Casino Royal
27. 007 Quantum of Solice
28. Cast Away
29. Chaos Theory
30. Cloverfield
31. Commando
32. Count of Monty Cristo (newer version)
33. Davinci Code
34. Commando
35. Dan in Real Life
36. DareDevil
37. The Day the Earth Stood Still Original
38. The Day the Earth Stood Still Keanu Reeves
39. Detroit Rock City
40. Disturbia
41. Dodge Ball
42. Dragon Fist
43. Dumb & Dumber
44. Elf
45. Eternal Sunshine of the spotless Mind
46. Fearless
47. Feris Bullers Day Off
48. Final Fantasy VII Advent Children
49. Kingdom of Heaven Directors Cut (way better)
50. Forgetting Sarah Marshal
51. The Fountain
52. Get him to the Greek
53. Get Smart
54. Gladiator Directors
55. Goal
56. Goal 2
57. Gone Baby Gone
58. Good Will Hunting
59. Greenberg
60. Happy gilmore
61. Happening
62. (Monty Pythons) the Holy Grail
63. Incredible Hulk
64. Indipendance Day
65. Indian Jones The kingdom of the Crystal Skull
66. Interview with a Vampire
67. In Bruges
68. Iron Man
69. Karate Kid (Jaden Smith & Jackie Chan)
70. Jingle all the Way
71. Kenny Vs Spenny (seasons 1 - 4)
72. Kick Ass
73. Kill Bill volume 1
74. Kill Bill volume 2
75. King Arthur
76. King Kong (new version) Directors
77. Knowing
78. Little Miss Sunshine
79. Lost in Translation
80. MacGruber
81. Man on the Moon
82. Marley and Me
83. Men In Black
84. Monsters Inc.
85. Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring (collectors)
86. Lord of the Rings The Two Towers (collectors)
87. Lord of the Rings The Return of the King (collectors)
88. The Naked Gun
89. The Naked Gun 2 1/2 The Smell of Fear
90. The Naked Gun 33 1/3 The Final Insult
91. Napoleon Dynamite
92. Old School
93. Peter Pan Motion Picture
94. Sin City
95. Stranger than Fiction
96. Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
97. Star Trek
98. Star Wars Ep 4: A New Hope
99. Star Wars Ep 5: The Empire Strikes Back
100. Star Wars Ep 6: The Return of the Jedi
101. Super Man Returns
102. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
103. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze
104. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3
105. Unbreakable
106. True Romance
107. War of the Worlds (tom cruise)
108. Zack and Miri Make a Porno
109. The X-files I want to Believe
110. Waynes World
111. Wedding Crashers
112. X-Men
113. X2
114. X3 The Last Stand
115. Watchmen directos
116. Transformers
117. tropic Thunder
118. Titanic
119. There is Something about Mary
120. The Royal Tenenbaums
121. The Pursuit of Happiness
122. Reign Over me
123. The Sixth Sence
124. Run Fat Boy Run
125. Rocky 1
126. Rocky 2
127. Rocky 3
128. Rocky 4
129. Rocky 5
130. Ray
131. Pulp Fiction
132. Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Purl
133. Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Dead Mans Chest
134. Pirates of the Caribbean 3 At Worlds End
135. Ong Bak
136. Raging Bull
137. Spider Man
138. Spider Man 2
139. Spider man 3
140. Signs
141. taken
142. Terminator Salvation
143. I love you Man
144. 9
145. Troy directors
146. Hangover
147. Whip It
148. Dude Where's My Car
149. Matrix
150. Matrix Reloaded
151. Matrix Revolution
152. What about Bob
153. Super Bad
154. King Pin
155. Underworld
156. Underworld Evolution
157. Underworld Rise of the Lycans

Wow okay so im at 157 movies. And these are only the movies i could find.

the time was now 1130PM and we all decided to play some more starcraft 2 for another hour or so, where my skills shined as we went 3-1. By this time our roommate Baker had arrived, which was awesome becuase 5 of us decided to go to burger king. This may seem non exciting to you, but when 4 of my 5 roommates are actually together its a rare occasion. This usually only happens once in a blue moon so when when we all decided to go to burger king which is open late all night... FUUUUUUG yeahhhh.

20 mins ( now 2am) and 53.98 dollars later, we arrived backed home, ate and decided we were all tired. One by one we decided to retire to our room. But not before Baker got Rob...

All in all in reflection they day was went pretty well. Of course it didn't start out that way, but honestly how many times can a day start exactly how we want it to, without anything going wrong? we have to make the best of the day, which hopefully i can start doing more. Become more productive. Whether thats going for a swim, coffee, or staying at home and writing in your blog.

Cheers.

Status Update:

George Carlson, emailed me some rather disturbing pictures of birds wearing little clothing. At first i thought them to be mascots. But then i realized someone had taken the time to catch these birds, make them some little birdie clothing, and take extremely High Definition/ Up close and personal pictures of them. He thinks its cute.

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G'bye now!

1 year, 2 months, 18 days, 2 hours 6 minutes

It has been exactly 1 year, 2 months, 18 days, 2 hours and 6 minutes since i have written anything on my blog, let alone logged into my blog. It has taken me an astonishing half an hour to actually log in, and now that im on it, i have completely drawn a blank as to why i wanted back in. But to be honest it is refreshing. And to be even more honest, there is no way in hell i wasted half and hour to get into this thing, and not write something. So here we **!

FIrst of all... to my fellow followers... you know who you are (the two of you). I am very, truly sorry for having let you down (not really). I know how much amusement(ha) and joy(shmee) my life brings you. I really do feel quite badly (nope) about not writing. But to be honest, the last Year, 2 months, 18 days and now 13 minutes have just flown by! (im sad).

Lets catch up shall we!

Since the last time i have been on. there have been a few exciting incidents in my life.

I have had atleast 4 haircuts... maybe 5!

I bought starcraft 2 in august of 2010, it has since served itself a giant slice of the pie that is andrew.

I may or may not have eaten some pie in the last year. I really can't remember.

My team and I won the CSSC soccer championship twice in a row. I however was absent in both championship games... ( I tore my Acl and I was in peru )

I tore my Acl.

And i went to Peru.

Ive actually had sex more times then i can count!

Ive learnt to count extremely low...

I discovered that the Character Gavin Spinner from Degrassi: The next generation is actually Me, well me as my life should have been.

I moved from my old room, to a new bigger and better room

And am currently enjoying the fine music of Kelly Clarkson.

Phew! wasn't that a trip!

Lastly before i leave there are a few announcements to make.

George Carlson Still lives in Wyoming, and writes to me occasionally. He is currently pursuing fly fishing, and happiness. ( i will keep you posted noted )

Im going to try and keep this blog A hate free blog. So no nagging, Complaining, rumpadoosking, crying, yelling, Scattin' or beepoping. sorry.

BUT!!! if you would like to experience that side of my life, please join me at scorned acornes on blogspot.com... google it!

well i'm off. enjoy this blog. its a long one, don't get use to it. ( or do.... i dunno.)

Laters. See you in 1 year, 2 months, 18 days, 2 hours and 6 minutes